HORROR AS PENSIONER GOBBLES UP ANIMAL FEAST AFTER SWALLOWING FLY

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly....what a crazy bitch she was, uh?

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider. No wonder those kids did nothing but deride her and her husband beside her.

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly but it just gave her an itch, what a crazy old bitch. Then she got stitch.

There was an old lady who swallowed a bird, but without her specs on it was actually a turd. How very absurd.

She swallowed the bird to catch the spider, which was really quite dumb because everyone knows birds eat worms. Now she squirms.

There was an old lady who swallowed a cat. I don't know why the fuck she did that. What a twat!

She swallowed the cat to catch the bird, this is the bird that was actually a turd, what a nerd!

She swallowed the bird to catch the spider but then washed it down with a cheeky old cider from a motorbike rider.

She swallowed that spider to catch the fly, this is the fly that will make her die. So let's say bye.

There was an old lady who swallowed a dog, which she picked up in the eerie old fog, then sat on the bog.

She swallowed the dog to catch the cat but just think about all of that fat. What a dozy old bat!

She swallowed the cat to catch the bird, never forget that was really a turd. Yes it was merde!

She swallowed the bird to catch the spider, by now she was pissed on the barrel of cider, her husband denied her.

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, why the fuck did she not just lie? And quietly die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a cow. I'd love to know precisely just how. I mean right now.

She swallowed the cow to catch the dog, she'd have been better off having swallowed a hog, or even a frog.

She swallowed the dog to catch the cat, but it heard a dog whistle and that was that. So she tried a rat.

She swallowed the cat to catch the bird, which was nothing more than a smelly old turd. Please have a word.

She swallowed the bird to catch the spider which was never really going to stay down inside her, specially with the cider.

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. It all started off with that pesky old fly. She deserves to die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a horse...what the fuck, really? A horse? Now it's just getting stupid! To catch the cow? Ridiculous!

This batty old lady had bad indigestion, so many animals caused such congestion. Only one thing would see her right & that's All New Rennie Rapeeeeze. Available in you local stores NOW! Please send cheques payable to moi.

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